Rating Feedback for Dr. House (Just for fun!) (1532838)

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'I'm going to see Dr.House, to see if he can figure out what is wrong with me and why I have so much anxiety. I had a very confusing childhood, As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music whileâ?¦ eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. I've struggled my whole life trying to make sense of things. Hopefully House can shed some light on it and have a pill I can take.'
Well perhaps I can put your mind at ease. More than likely, your mother drugged you every day so you'd be too stoned to leave the house. That way she didn't have to pay a babysitter and could go shoplifting or have threesomes with the neighbours. You see, Cinderella and the rest of the gang didn't actually exist. In fact, the television wasn't even turned on. You were just staring at a blank screen. Hey! Happy to help. There's no love like a mama's love.