You know your in trouble when ....

(please just keep on adding new comments instead of quoting the old ones)

You are doing your laundry at the local laundromat in your pajamas!

Your husband comes home from

Your husband comes home from work early.

Its midnight and you don't

Its midnight and you don't know why.

You stare into the fridge,

You stare into the fridge, searching for the milk, and
realize that you already took it out...

You say "C'mon - let's go

You say "C'mon - let's go back inside" to your son's black lab BEFORE you open the screen door.

You’re driving down the

You’re driving down the freeway and feel a tickle on your leg only to realize there is a spider crawling ever so slowly up a web attached to your leg…..the leg operating the gas pedal, no less.

Your accountant's letter of

Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

Your suggestion box starts ticking.

Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.

Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.

Your wife addresses you by your full name.

You wrapped the Christmas gifts and can’t remember the one for your wife from the one for your girlfriend.

You arrive at the office to find the LAN backing up your computer only two days after the monthly backup.

When you sink that 40 foot putt... to beat your potential client by one.

The voices in your head begin making sense.

Your surgeon says: "Accept

Your surgeon says: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Upon awakening, your surgeon

Upon awakening, your surgeon says to you, "I owe you money.".

You are in trouble when you

You are in trouble when you ask your doctor for a complete physical exam and he asks (Well what is a physical exam?)

gagal wrote: Your surgeon

gagal wrote:

Your surgeon says: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Gotta say, gagal, THIS cracked me up.

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