Now THIS is funny

Thank you for sharing

Thank you for sharing Katherine. Eye-wink http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html ... My aunt sent me this one. Smiling

Big fan of jibjab.

Big fan of jibjab.

Go JibJab!

Go JibJab!

Msdoodle wrote: Thank you

Msdoodle wrote:

Thank you for sharing Katherine. Eye-wink http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html ... My aunt sent me this one. Smiling

very cool, Doodle!!!! Hell, I still love to run through sprinklers.@!!

Two Trees and A

Two Trees and A Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and he replies,

'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

I'm glad you liked it Pam,we

I'm glad you liked it Pam,we use to as kids,we didn't have a pool or anything so we played in the water with the sprinkler. Laughing out loud Then get in trouble for running up the water bill.

We did too Doodle. We also

We did too Doodle. We also used to put a big piece of plastic down on the lawn and put the hose to it and made our own slip-n-slide. It was great, but Mom didn't like it too much because it destroyed the grass. Smiling Evil

Msdoodle wrote: Thank you

Msdoodle wrote:

Thank you for sharing Katherine. Eye-wink http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html ... My aunt sent me this one. Smiling

Doodle, I loved watching that! I really, really loved it. Smiling

I'm glad you enjoyed it

Eye-wink I'm glad you enjoyed it Daenerys,I love the animals too. ALL of them. Laughing out loud They are amazing creatures. Edit: http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/GRinspire384.htm I'm sorry D,I had to remove a link I had here,I upset someone. Shocked

Pam and Special,we never

Pam and Special,we never thought about making the getto slip and slide. Laughing out loud I wish we would have,but on the concrete,sounds way too painful. Laughing out loud

Msdoodle wrote: Pam and

Msdoodle wrote:

Pam and Special,we never thought about making the getto slip and slide. Laughing out loud I wish we would have,but on the concrete,sounds way too painful. Laughing out loud

I agree....Ouch!!! We just did it on the grass. The grass got over it in a few days...........and so did Mom...LOL

Didn't know where to put

Didn't know where to put this. Worlds record guitar player, playing Flight of the Bumble Bee. I think the Bumble Bee dies in the end from an overdose of Methamphetamine. Evil

World Record Guitar Speed 2008 !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sllc94Y4Nls

http://www.youtube.com/watch

She's good!

She's good! Laughing out loud

Have a great day Wisher,I

Eye-wink Have a great day Wisher,I agree. Laughing out loud I also agree with what you said on the other thread about the x and y thing,where ever that is. Laughing out loud

Msdoodle wrote:

That was pretty cute, but she kept grabbing her crotch, and I thought she had to pee, but then I remembered that she was imitating Michael Jackson!!

heartthrob

heartthrob wrote:

That was pretty cute, but she kept grabbing her crotch, and I thought she had to pee, but then I remembered that she was imitating Michael Jackson!!

LOL

LIFE BOILS DOWN TO TWO

LIFE BOILS DOWN TO TWO CHOICES:
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There's a third choice:

There's a third choice: Should I join the army!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1toLy_FMQ

Katherine wrote: There's a

Katherine wrote:

There's a third choice: Should I join the army!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1toLy_FMQ

I loved watching that clip. I wanted to comment but I would rather comment on the owner's acct, if I can find it.

Go Navy.

Laughing out loud Go Navy. Eye-wink

BOYS WILL BE BOYS After

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets
and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys
playing in the puddle through her kitchen window.

The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling
by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water
hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.

' Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she
asks as she shook the older boy in anger.

'We were just playing 'church' mommy, ' he said.

'And I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the
Son and in...the hole-he-goes.'

Model sues plastic surgeon

Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for making her nipples uneven after a breast implant. The doctor said, 'They look good to me'

I saw a billboard sign that

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heartthrob wrote: Model

heartthrob wrote:

Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for making her nipples uneven after a breast implant. The doctor said, 'They look good to me'

Jawdropping! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
LOL OMG PAM!!! I fell off my chair laughing!!!
omg...now I have to go redo my mascara.

geez...maybe we shouldn't laugh?? Shocked
I mean that's pretty serious.

Daenerys

Daenerys][quote=heartthrob wrote:

Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for making her nipples uneven after a breast implant. The doctor said, 'They look good to me'

Daenerys wrote:

Jawdropping! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
LOL OMG PAM!!! I fell off my chair laughing!!!
omg...now I have to go redo my mascara.

geez...maybe we shouldn't laugh?? Shocked
I mean that's pretty serious.

Heartthrob wrote:

I laughed my A-ss off. It's photo trick photography, D. If you look closely you can see the shadows where the actual areolas are. LOL

OK, I've said that I'm

OK, I've said that I'm always going on treasure hunts of American and World History. Many, many subjects. Currently I'm on a WWI kick, and currently reading about flying aces.
Raoul Lufbery, Roscoe Temple, John Pershing and Baron Von Richthofen. The first book by Jeff Shaara is the best, but he gets most of his information about "The Red Baron" from the Ulanoff book.

"To The Last Man", by Jeff Shaara

"The Red Baron", by Stanley M. Ulanoff

So this is such a hoot, you have to see both of these youtube videos!!

This is great....so 60's. The Royal Guardsmen have to be Brits. Watch them Goosestep!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxzg_iM-T4E

"He challenged the German to a real *Dogfight*" Ha Ha Ha Ha

Now whoever made this was very talented. I could watch it over and over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4JgrNPwIc&feature=related

Has anyone every wondered

Has anyone every wondered whatever happened to Herman Rorschach infamous for his "Blot Test"?

Well here's what happened to him:

The Spoon For all of you

The Spoon

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he als o had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well', he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analy sis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of
trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time! I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter,

'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.

'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in th e restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the
restroom by 76.39 percent.

I asked 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'.

Bon Appetite!

This is not a funny,it is

This is not a funny,it is the truth,and I couldn't find anywhere else to place it,my dear sweet aunt sent it to me. Smiling A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He
sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its
body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It
appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and
snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged
easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any
moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the
body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly
spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled
wings. It never was able to fly.

What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the
restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through
the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the
butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved
its freedom from the cocoon.

Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God allowed
us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We
would not be as strong as what we could have been. We could never fly!

Butterflies are B~E~A~U~T~I~F~U~L Smiling God's creation indeed.

THE PERFECT DRESS Jennifer's

THE PERFECT DRESS

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress..When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

abusedemotionally

abusedemotionally wrote:

The Spoon

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he als o had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well', he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analy sis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of
trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time! I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter,

'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.

'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in th e restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the
restroom by 76.39 percent.

I asked 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'.

Bon Appetite!

Eeeew! Yuck! Barf! (But funny!)

Computer Trouble I was

Computer Trouble

I was having trouble with my computer.

So I called Braden, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like
Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Braden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, '

So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid,
but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Braden grinned.... '
Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T...

I used to like the little sh*t

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heartthrob wrote: I know

heartthrob wrote:

I know it's wrong of me, but I'm still LMAO!!!

Msdoodle, could you

Smiling Smiling Smiling Msdoodle, could you please email this clip...I just love animals...years ago we lived up in BURNS LAKE...AND BOB AND ME AND MY BOYS, would go moose hunting in the spring and fall....with those spy glass thingys...we would just sit and watch them for hours...they are just so very very neat.....some people think they, MOOSE, are ugly but i just think they are so cute...the babys are so gangally....my mom had a resturant, gas station, trailer court, out side the township...and many moose in the spring and fall would cross her propery to get to the lake...my brother who is still up in that area, has moose that graze on his acreage...they have a horse, and sometimes the moose come and visit the horse and help him eat his hay... Eye-wink Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS CLIP LIKE 6 TIMES AND it makes me very HAPPY....HOW very very cool...hugs...Sherry S.

Thank you Sherry,I'm glad

Thank you Sherry,I'm glad you enjoyed it. That is so amazing how they come up and graze in people's yards. Parts of places here,there are deers that do the same thing. Many many rabbits,and coyetes.I hope you have a good evening Sherry. Smiling

I forgot to mention that D.

I forgot to mention that D. gave me a thoughtful card yesterday when we met for lunch.
On the cover there is a lady that looks a bit like me (I have a cuter nose though), and she has a grocery cart full of stuff. There's a man in a trench coat, and it's wide open in front of her. She says, "Why, thank you, young man. I'd completely forgotten to get baby carrots." It's hysterical!
Then, you open the card, and it says Just a little card to say "hi.".
That has so much meaning for me.
Co-incidences have happened, and you just know that there are angels.
Then, at the bottom, the character that looks like me is deep in contemplation -
She's thinking "Oughta get a couple of cherry tomatoes, too..."
Carleton Cards - Share a Laugh.
Could D. have found a more perfect card????
But wait...
This morning I realized, "Oh Crap - I forgot to mention the card. D. is going to think I'm so ungrateful!"
Then, it occurred to me...
I had grocery shopping to do after lunch with D.
There was a basket of large carrots, and I just couldn't resist - fresh Ontario produce.
But it was only this morning when I made my coffee that I saw the two LARGE tomatoes
Sitting out on the counter, and I remembered...
I had bought two large tomatoes off the vine...
That was so weird...and so funny!!!
I should take a picture of one of the carrots and the 2 tomatoes, and ask my husband to e-mail it to D.
Talk about "Magical"! LOL

wisheronstars

wisheronstars wrote:

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But wait...
This morning I realized, "Oh Crap - I forgot to mention the card. D. is going to think I'm so ungrateful!"
Then, it occurred to me...
I had grocery shopping to do after lunch with D.
There was a basket of large carrots, and I just couldn't resist - fresh Ontario produce.
But it was only this morning when I made my coffee that I saw the two LARGE tomatoes
Sitting out on the counter, and I remembered...
I had bought two large tomatoes off the vine...
That was so weird...and so funny!!!
I should take a picture of one of the carrots and the 2 tomatoes, and ask my husband to e-mail it to D.
Talk about "Magical"! LOL

Ok folks...I am laughing so bloody hard now. Wisher just called me, in a panic, cause I didn't wake up and delete the pictures. My husband was sitting in the room with me, listening to credit card transactions over his phone. I'm trying to act all nonchalant about this 'strange' name on the phone as I hear my daughter tell my husband that mommy met someone for lunch yesterday...somebody she met on the INTERNET. ROFLMAO I'm trying to talk to Wisher about the posts and she's telling me to read this one...I can't tell you how much my husband thinks I'm from another planet. He was like, "You did WHAT?" lol And then I'm trying to talk about the posts here like it's no big deal, and he thinks that I have COMPLETELY lost my marbles.
And Wisher, OMG two large tomatoes....hahaha But anyone who reads about carrots and tomatoes will sadly, not understand the jest, unless they have been there from the beginning. Eye-wink

NIGHT OUT Your wife decides

NIGHT OUT

Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's
Going to have a monster hangover....

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
She used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But then .... Wait a minute....

A picture is worth a thousand words....

One determined child:

One determined child:

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Laughing out loud

I didn't see - did the kid

I didn't see - did the kid get a prize? Laughing out loud

wisheronstars wrote: That

wisheronstars wrote:

That is unbelievable!!!

You have that right! I almost freaked when my son (age 2) got his hand caught in a gumball machine! Shocked He stuck his hand up where the gumballs come out, and managed to grab onto some gum . . . . but he couldn't get his tiny little fist out of the machine! Who do you get to break the machine so that he can get his hand out? The fire department? Shocked Puzzled This is what was going through my mind . . . while I tried to keep both my son and myself calm. Sad But, alas . . . there was no need for anyone to come . . . the problem solved itself when my son "OPENED" his hand and let go of the gumball! Sticking out tongue Eye-wink

For any Olympics fans: 1988

For any Olympics fans:

1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_BnsrWMnI

How to tell if your feet

How to tell if your feet smell:

well msdoodle I really

Smiling Smiling well msdoodle I really liked that story....and I have decided that I am one fricken nice looking butterfly!! Eye-wink Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Sherry S.

abusedemotionally

abusedemotionally wrote:
wisheronstars wrote:

That is unbelievable!!!

You have that right! I almost freaked when my son (age 2) got his hand caught in a gumball machine! Shocked He stuck his hand up where the gumballs come out, and managed to grab onto some gum . . . . but he couldn't get his tiny little fist out of the machine! Who do you get to break the machine so that he can get his hand out? The fire department? Shocked Puzzled This is what was going through my mind . . . while I tried to keep both my son and myself calm. Sad But, alas . . . there was no need for anyone to come . . . the problem solved itself when my son "OPENED" his hand and let go of the gumball! Sticking out tongue Eye-wink

And so - did your little boy not get a gumball?

wisheronstars

wisheronstars wrote:
abusedemotionally wrote:
wisheronstars wrote:

That is unbelievable!!!

You have that right! I almost freaked when my son (age 2) got his hand caught in a gumball machine! Shocked He stuck his hand up where the gumballs come out, and managed to grab onto some gum . . . . but he couldn't get his tiny little fist out of the machine! Who do you get to break the machine so that he can get his hand out? The fire department? Shocked Puzzled This is what was going through my mind . . . while I tried to keep both my son and myself calm. Sad But, alas . . . there was no need for anyone to come . . . the problem solved itself when my son "OPENED" his hand and let go of the gumball! Sticking out tongue Eye-wink

And so - did your little boy not get a gumball?

No . . . not by his means, anyway! Eye-wink Laughing out loud But I figured that since he tried so hard to get one, I let him get one the legal way. Eye-wink

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Laughing out loud Eye-wink

Sherry S. wrote: well

Sherry S. wrote:

Smiling Smiling well msdoodle I really liked that story....and I have decided that I am one fricken nice looking butterfly!! Eye-wink Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Sherry S.

I'm glad you liked it Sherry,and YES,I do most certainly agree,YOU ARE. Smiling http://www.tarasfunpages.com/butterflyblissjanes.html

The Law Offices of Hyde,

Laughing out loud The Law Offices of Hyde, Price & Scharks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnhTvyeaiU&feature=user Silly,but funny.

McDonald's: The Rap ...

Well, Doodle,............we

Well, Doodle,............we all have different taste,.....but, I am amazed that you would be so disgusted by the pix of the sweat little buns on the bicycle, and yet think that something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3V9euaaSw&feature=related
is cool.

I didn't say it was cool

I didn't say it was cool Pam,I said it was funny. Are you okay today?? I'm sorry your having a bad day,I hope it gets better for you. P.S. If John wants to remove them he may. If you would like for me to remove them I certainly will. I just thought it was funny because he is singing about fast food. P.S. As for the buns on the bike,you are more than welcome to put them back up. I'm sure. Maybe ask John first,so maybe he wont remove it. Puzzled (shrugs shoulders)

Hooters flap: Is this fowl

Hooters flap: Is this fowl play?

I may be naive. I may be dumb. I may even be a boob, but I just don't understand all the opposition to having a Hooters restaurant in Fayetteville.

We have music-themed eateries with Hard Rock Cafe. We have movie-themed diners with Planet Hollywood. So, why can't we have a place like Hooters, with a nocturnal-bird theme? Why such owl discrimination?

Maybe it is the huge, haunting eyes of the bird on their logo that upsets some people. Some though, seem strangely excited by the pair.

I have taken a little amateur survey and most of the guys I have talked to are appalled at the prejudice. My friends (those interested enough to pull themselves away from the “World Wrestling Federation”) uttered words like, “devastating,” “crushing” and “duh?” Considering the close-mindedness of the community, I feel dumbstruck, like a deer caught staring into headlights.

My ideas may come up flat here, but I see a lot of useful reasons for having a place in town that focuses on the bird-lover in us all. I heard a couple of guys, who have never even been interested in ornithology, say they were going out to buy binoculars the day Hooters opened. I don't really stay abreast of museums and nature conclaves but if I am ever going to start, it seems now would be the time.

I overheard some of these guy friends and they seemed to be talking about other “themed” restaurant ideas, too. It must have been a goose-themed place when I heard one pal talk about “Honkers.” And another seemed to be suggesting a dairy-themed diner called “Jugs.” One restaurant they discussed seemed like it would have a “Cheers-like” spacious, open atmosphere centered on saying good-bye creatively to buddies called Bodacious Ta-Ta's.

Any of these would be as likely to be successful as cold-weather themed “Chilis,” or what I think is the most distastefully named restaurant in the world, obviously named for a holding drum full of rednecks (not to mention reverse-racist): Cracker Barrel. People are sick.

But, let's dwell on Hooters for a moment.... Okay, I'm back. I love eating out and I love nature, so I obviously feel I could give Hooters some pointers or tips on how to make a perky impression on Fayetteville City Council members.

What they need is a catch phrase that makes people feel okay about visiting a combination restaurant and bird sanctuary — some community-spirited bumper stickers that say, “I'm a Hooters supporter.” Or the confidence-minded, “Hooters stand together.” The touchy-feely family-oriented, “My Dad loves Hooters,” could be just what the restaurant needs to make it here in town.

If nothing else works we could get the ACLU to sue in the name of bird lovers everywhere. This could be their most noble case ever. I don't know, I am just groping for some conclusion to all this. Underneath it all there seems to be a cleavage ripped through our community.

We also need to consider the innocent victims in this fight, the waitresses. They always seem to be women on the bottom of the pay scale, as I have heard they come to work with barely any clothes. Another neglected gender group gone bust, I guess.

To finish my speech, I will say that we do already have a Hooters close by in Newnan and I have never visited it. I am sure it serves their community well. But this is the year 2000 and it's all about choice, so considering the distance from Peachtree City, where I live, to Newnan, I would rather have the option of having one in Fayetteville also, so I could be between two Hooters.

I think I will stick with

I think I will stick with the dog

A Kodak moment:

A Kodak moment:

Do not open if you are

Do not open if you are offended easily...This is not meant to offend anyone or take away from any serious problems. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php

spowame wrote: Do not open

spowame wrote:

Do not open if you are offended easily...This is not meant to offend anyone or take away from any serious problems. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php

I'm only half way through and already its given me the best laugh I've had all month!

Katherine

Katherine wrote: spowame

Katherine wrote:
spowame wrote:

Do not open if you are offended easily...This is not meant to offend anyone or take away from any serious problems. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php

I'm only half way through and already its given me the best laugh I've had all month!

Katherine

Hearing that Katherine alone makes me smile...we have to remember to laugh.

abusedemotionally

abusedemotionally wrote:

Has anyone every wondered whatever happened to Herman Rorschach infamous for his "Blot Test"?

Well here's what happened to him:

I love this!

spowame wrote: Katherine

spowame wrote:
Katherine wrote:
spowame wrote:

Do not open if you are offended easily...This is not meant to offend anyone or take away from any serious problems. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php

I'm only half way through and already its given me the best laugh I've had all month!

Katherine

Hearing that Katherine alone makes me smile...we have to remember to laugh.

I was laughing out loud like a crazy woman! Eye-wink Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch

This one makes ME LAUGH

This one makes ME LAUGH every time;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dj298NRTO8

Pam,I loved that one!! Those

Pam,I loved that one!! Those babies are too funny!! Not to mention adorable!! I wonder how they keep up with that many at once.. Puzzled Too precious,thank you for sharing!! Laughing out loud

Poor bear,I don't think this

Poor bear,I don't think this is so funny though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Xsqo-n_AE&feature=related

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heartthrob wrote: This one

heartthrob wrote:

This one makes ME LAUGH every time;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dj298NRTO8

How adorable!!!!

Yep,this sounds like gladys

Yep,this sounds like gladys alright. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:

Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:

'Yes, ma'am.'
'Yes, sir .'
'Why, no, Billy!'

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
'Y'all come back!'
'Well, bless your heart.'
'Drop by when you can.'
'How's your Momma?'

Southern women know their summer weather report:

Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:

The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:

Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:

Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:

Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

More Suthen-ism's:

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't 'HAVE' them, you 'PITCH' them.
_____

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up'a mess.'
_____

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of 'yonder.'
_____

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long 'directly' is, as in: 'Going to town, be back directly.'
_____

Even Southern babies know that 'Gimme some sugar' is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
_____

All Southerners know exactly when 'by and by' is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
_____

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
_____

Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between 'right near'and 'a right fer piece.' They also know that 'just down the road' can be 1 mile or 20.
_____

Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and Po white trash.
_____

No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
_____

A Southerner knows that 'fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
_____

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines... And when we're 'in line,' we talk to everybody!
_____

Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
_____

In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
_____

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
_____

Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes is NOT a breakfast food.
_____

When you hear someone say, 'Well, I caught myself lookin',' you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
_____

Only true Southerners say 'sweet tea' and 'sweet milk.' Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. 'Sweet milk' means you don't want buttermilk.
_____

And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, 'Bless her heart', and go your own way.
_____

To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
_____
And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
_____

And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'all's front porch that reads 'I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could.'

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Now...... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been!
If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it! We know you got here as fast as you could.

GREATEST PRANK CALL

GREATEST PRANK CALL EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

What a riot, Pam!! LMAO

What a riot, Pam!! LMAO Laughing out loud

heartthrob wrote: GREATEST

heartthrob wrote:

GREATEST PRANK CALL EVER!

Too funny!! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Thank you for sharing Pam!! Eye-wink

heartthrob wrote: GREATEST

heartthrob wrote:

GREATEST PRANK CALL EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Now, THIS is what RateMds is all about.
Great one, Pam

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM

This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the
local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided
it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Brad, who identified
himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a
diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:

Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I
arrived at the health club to find Brad waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with
blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Brad gave me a tour and showed
me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class
after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Brad was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding
it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.

Brad made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My
legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Brad's rewarding smile made
it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back
and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I
didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Brad was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is
a little too perky for early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is
VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Brad put me on the stair monster.
Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by
elevators? Brad told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other **** too.

THURSDAY :

Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled
back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.
He sent some skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

FRIDAY :

I hate that Brad more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history
of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little #@*. If there was a part of my body I could
move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Brad wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in
the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The
treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.

Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY :

Brad left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not
show up today. Just hearing him made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I
lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the
Weather Channel.

SUNDAY :

I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is
over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little ****) will choose a gift for me that
is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he
would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds...

That was funny Ae,it

Laughing out loud That was funny Ae,it reminds me of what my oldest sis would say. Why?? We're all going sooner than later anyway. Shocked Have a great day,thank you for sharing. Eye-wink

Thought about putting this

Thought about putting this on the Alcoholism thread.........but
then thought better of it. I'm not ready to get boood off the
the forum...........and that IS a serious issue, but this IS
seriously funny:

TEXAS STYLE DUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYaMGCMaQXE

THE HUG

THE HUG

The dui one is sad Pam,and

The dui one is sad Pam,and the baby and doggie one is so cute!! The doggie is a horse!! Laughing out loud ... I hope you have a great day. Smiling

BREAKING NEWS ::: In 2009

BREAKING NEWS :::

In 2009 the government will start killing

All the mentally ill people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run little friend, run!
.
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.
.

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,

Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and

Your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully

And a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up.

It doesn't matter which number you press,

Nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep

Or before the beep or after the beep.

But Please wait for the beep..

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.

Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down,

Hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.

You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.

You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least

One unstable person to show you care.

(Well, my job is done . Your turn!!)

A blind man wanders into a

A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, sir, think it is only fair -- given that you are blind
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Nah...

heartthrob wrote: BREAKING

heartthrob wrote:

BREAKING NEWS :::

In 2009 the government will start killing

All the mentally ill people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run little friend, run!
.
.
.
.
.

That's going to decimate this board's population.

Katherine

Katherine wrote:
heartthrob wrote:

BREAKING NEWS :::

In 2009 the government will start killing

All the mentally ill people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run little friend, run!
.
.
.
.
.

That's going to decimate this board's population.

LMAO, Katherine!!!!

I found this...

Laughing out loud I found this... Laughing out loud Shocked Laughing out loud

In my case,it


Laughing out loud Eye-wink Laughing out loud Eye-wink Laughing out loud Eye-wink Laughing out loud In my case,it doesn't matter,I don't get many... Shocked Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Eye-wink

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The Story of Adam & Eve's

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

............................................

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like pea****s and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

....................................

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

....................................

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

...................................

And God was pleased . . . .. . .

And Dog was happy. . . . .

And Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or the other....

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Msdoodle

Msdoodle wrote:

AWWWWWW! LOOK AT DA LIDDLE PUPPIES! DEY SO CUUUUUUTE!!!!!

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Shocked Laughing out loud

Holy cow! Or should I say

Holy cow! Or should I say cat!? Jeeze, that's almost gross.

GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE

GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY!

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF
IT UNTIL THE
COP LOOKED
AT MY DOG IN
THE BACK SEAT.

Katherine wrote: Holy cow!

Katherine wrote:

Holy cow! Or should I say cat!? Jeeze, that's almost gross.

That's not a cow??????

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

RandomThoughts wrote: LOL,

RandomThoughts wrote:

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

Or will be meeting Levi.

rockygirl

rockygirl wrote:
RandomThoughts wrote:

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

Or will be meeting Levi.

Jawdropping! I'm more apt to believe your version than Random's! Shocked

abusedemotionally

abusedemotionally wrote:
rockygirl wrote:
RandomThoughts wrote:

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

Or will be meeting Levi.

Jawdropping! I'm more apt to believe your version than Random's! Shocked

There's a name for people like that. Organ donors! You should see how fast they get out of the way when they see the coroner's van. Our drivers always give them a nice toothy smile.

LEVICULUS_SCRIPTOR

LEVICULUS_SCRIPTOR wrote:
abusedemotionally wrote:
rockygirl wrote:
RandomThoughts wrote:

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

Or will be meeting Levi.

Jawdropping! I'm more apt to believe your version than Random's! Shocked

There's a name for people like that. Organ donors! You should see how fast they get out of the way when they see the coroner's van. Our drivers always give them a nice toothy smile.

I studied nursing in Daytona Beach Florida. I worked as a student nurse at Halifax hospital, and was there working ER and ICU during "Bike Week", so here I was, a gullible, vulnerable, impressionable little student nurse in Daytona Beach Florida during Bike Week. The whole city is full of Harleys, Hogs, Choppers Drunks and Show Offs. The experience almost made me leave the profession!! Hats off to RT and Levi!!

heartthrob

heartthrob wrote:
LEVICULUS_SCRIPTOR wrote:
abusedemotionally wrote:
rockygirl wrote:
RandomThoughts wrote:

LOL, this NUTCASE *will* be meeting his local ER doc soon, if he hasn't already done so... Shocked

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAcmrUEp2U

Or will be meeting Levi.

Jawdropping! I'm more apt to believe your version than Random's! Shocked

There's a name for people like that. Organ donors! You should see how fast they get out of the way when they see the coroner's van. Our drivers always give them a nice toothy smile.

I studied nursing in Daytona Beach Florida. I worked as a student nurse at Halifax hospital, and was there working ER and ICU during "Bike Week", so here I was, a gullible, vulnerable, impressionable little student nurse in Daytona Beach Florida during Bike Week. The whole city is full of Harleys, Hogs, Choppers Drunks and Show Offs. The experience almost made me leave the profession!! Hats off to RT and Levi!!

And to all the other doctors, nurses, and staffers who work in the ERs, ICUs, and morgues.

A little over a year ago I

A little over a year ago I was at an craft fair and among the things I took home was a sign saying:

"Its such a BEAUTIFUL day I think I'll surprise everyone and SKIP MY MEDICATION".

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Katherine wrote: "Its

Katherine wrote:

"Its such a BEAUTIFUL day I think I'll surprise everyone and SKIP MY MEDICATION".

BREAKING NEWS :::

In 2009 the government will start killing

All the mentally ill people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run little friend, run!

Can't remember if this has

Can't remember if this has been posted before

Baby Boomers On Social Security

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=J_WcFJZ-XJo

heartthrob wrote: Can't

heartthrob wrote:

Can't remember if this has been posted before

Baby Boomers On Social Security

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=J_WcFJZ-XJo

Not that funny..SSN started out for those workers disabled..now it is for family and everyone's mother. No wonder there will not be money left in what I am forced to contribute.

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You do not have teeth...do

You do not have teeth...do you.. where are your pearly whites

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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Shocked

Call the internet law..

Laughing out loud Call the internet law.. Laughing out loud Who raised you to be so abusive anyway. Shocked Don't worry,be happy...dodododododododo dadadadadadadada don't worry be happy,comeon sing with me now... dododododododo dadadadadadadada don't worry be happy. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

heartthrob wrote: Can't

heartthrob wrote:

Can't remember if this has been posted before

Baby Boomers On Social Security

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=J_WcFJZ-XJo

A riot!!!!!

spowame wrote: You do not

spowame wrote:

You do not have teeth...do you.. where are your pearly whites

HEY!thats funny.....ROFL

HEY!thats funny.....ROFL

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?

The Soldier and the Nun A

The Soldier and the Nun

A newly enlisted soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of testicles also....I don't want to go to Iraq e ither.'

Lamb Chop

Yucky, but really funny!

LOL, *COMPULSORY* viewing

LOL, *COMPULSORY* viewing Laughing out loud Sticking out tongue

Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM&feature=related

Mark Gungor - Men's Sex Drive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqgsD-IhFtw&feature=related

Random those to were funny

Random those to were funny and true. Laughing out loud Thank you for sharing the laughs. Laughing out loud Have a great day.

Edit:The pictures showed up

Edit:The pictures showed up when I posted them,I don't know what happened. Puzzled Laughing out loud

ALWAYS ONE IN THE CROWD!!

ALWAYS ONE IN THE CROWD!!

heartthrob wrote: The

heartthrob wrote:

The Soldier and the Nun

A newly enlisted soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of testicles also....I don't want to go to Iraq e ither.'

ROFLOLOL

Katherine

Katherine wrote:

ROFLOLOL

My kind of Mun. ROFLOLOLALSO

heartthrob wrote: ALWAYS

heartthrob wrote:

ALWAYS ONE IN THE CROWD!!

I love that one roflmao

I love that one roflmao thats to cute....

They must be in a hurry..

They must be in a hurry.. Puzzled Laughing out loud

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Look at her toenails..

Look at her toenails.. Shocked Laughing out loud I'd hate to sleep with those in the bed. Laughing out loud Claw you up for sure!! Shocked

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Msdoodle wrote:

Msdoodle wrote:

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

LMAO, Doodle!!!!!

ling @ Rocky..

Smiling ling @ Rocky.. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

This is so true,when your

This is so true,when your feet hurt,your entire body hurts!! Shocked Laughing out loud

Rockygirl, Have a great

Rockygirl, Laughing out loud Have a great day.

David Letterman reacts to

David Letterman reacts to John McCain 'suspending campaign'.
This is Letterman at his finest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkCrfylq-E&eurl

Jeff Dunham and Peanut....

Msdoodle wrote: Look at

Msdoodle wrote:

Look at her toenails.. Shocked Laughing out loud I'd hate to sleep with those in the bed. Laughing out loud Claw you up for sure!! Shocked

yee gawds, how can you walk with nails that long?

That's what I would like to

That's what I would like to know Katherine. Laughing out loud How does she wear regular shoes.. Puzzled

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Eewe gross..

Eewe gross.. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Msdoodle wrote:

Msdoodle wrote:

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud Those are "the cat's ass!" Laughing out loud

LOL!! Wisher... The

LOL!! Wisher... Laughing out loud The cat's what???? Laughing out loud Shocked

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