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Don't mess with the Amish
Don't mess with the Amish. An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it.' The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!' The Amish man says: 'Use two hands,.You'll get more.'